Choose your style:
• Worship (sweet, admiring, ego-boosting)
• Honest (real feedback, no sugarcoating)
• SPH (humbling… and yes, you’ll need to add the small dick tax for this one 🍤)
I’ll go over everything — size, shape, presentation, balls, and overall appeal — then give you a final rating out of 10.
Want more?
You can upgrade your rating to audio (+$5) or video (+$10) for a more immersive experience. You can also add a cum shot rating if you want me to judge your finish too.
After purchase, you can send your photos (and video, if applicable) FREE via DMs.
Please include multiple angles so I can give you the most accurate rating possible.
⏳ Turnaround time: within 7 days of receiving your content.
