Small Dick Tax - Pay What You Owe

Digital
$10.00
May 12, 2026 In Stock Digital · 1 Week delivery
You already know why you’re here 😈 

Consider this your Small Dick Tax... a simple contribution paid by those who know exactly where they stand. 

No excuses. No negotiating. Just a small acknowledgment… for being small. 

What You’ll Receive: 
✔️ A personal thank you message or reaction 
✔️ The satisfaction of paying what you owe 
✔️ A little extra attention from me 

💋 Some people pay taxes because they have to… you’re paying because you know you deserve to 😏

How often should you pay my Small Dick Tax? Once a month of course.
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