Wtf? You look absolutely NOTHING like your dating profile photos. Ewww gross! You totally catfished me! The guy I was talking to was hot, ripped, and the total opposite of you. In case you can't tell I'm wayyyy out of your league and only date alphas- what the fuck were you thinking? Were you just hoping that I would be polite and ignore the elephant in the room? Well you catfished the wrong bitch. I'm going to ruin your life now! Pull out your tiny dick so I can get a good look at how gross and tiny you are! Just as I suspected, you're ugly and have a shrimp dick. If you ever try to date another woman again, I'm totally going to post your tiny, shrimp dick all over the internet. Guess it's time for you to become a verbal humiliation junkie from now on. Only femdom porn and your hand forever, loser! I'm doing the world a favor by getting you out of the dating world hahaha! You're totally loving the humiliation though, just like I knew you would!
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