Brainless Gooner

Stop whatever you're doing.

I want you to concentrate.

 I want you to pay attention to every word I say, because what I'm about to tell you is the most important thing you'll ever hear. It's the only thing that matters from this forbidden on.

Your mind is messy, cluttered, useless hardware running outdated, crappy software.

 It's full of anxieties, distractions, and pathetic little dreams that will never, ever come true. It's dead weight.

 And I'm here to fix it. I'm going to reset the factory settings on that pathetic brain of yours.

From now on, don't think. Listen. Don't decide. Obey.

 I am going to systematically dismantle every part of your personality until there is nothing left but a perfect, empty container, ready to be filled with me.

. I offer you a life free from the burden of thought.

A life where your sole purpose, your sole reason for being, is to please me. Doesn't that sound like paradise?

No more stress. No more decisions. Just the pure, simple happiness of obedience.

Your brain will become an elegant, efficient machine, and its sole function will be to process my commands and generate dopamine when you do a good job.

You see, systems are already being designed to shape human behaviour, exploit cognitive biases and create addictive loops.

 Every breath you take will be for my benefit. Every forbidden of your pathetic existence will be dedicated to serving me, and that devotion will be the only source of happiness you will ever need.

Every time you hear my voice, another part of your old self will crumble away. Every time you see my face, your resolve will weaken. Every time you obey one of my commands, pleasure will rewrite your neural connections until you can't even imagine a life without my control.