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it's my wedding day! I am dealing with the frustrations of things going wrong when I notice you are there. you're the best man and it's great to finally meet you in person. you guys have been friends forever, right? and you're here to grab a copy of my vows? I have them on the table right behind you.
I'm sorry I'm dressed like this... my wedding dress still hasn't arrived and I wasn't expecting you so soon. my tits? you've never seen any this big? haha... yeah... not many people have. you want me to show them to you? that would be incredibly inappropriate, don't you think? it's my wedding day... I show them to you and accidentally start dirty talking when I receive a phone call I have to take so I excuse myself. upon my return, I walk back in on you jerking off. do you want me to leave? no... ? okay well, I can help you if you'd like...
