So I’ve been cruising dating apps lately looking for a new man… and let me tell you, the options have been rough. The situations these guys are in these days are actually insane 😂 Sometimes I swear men forgot how to talk to a lady.
But then… I found this one.
Now before you judge me... yes he just got out of prison. I know, I know, relax 😏 But he sent me a picture and I’m not even joking… it might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Like, actually unfair.
Then he tells me it’s been six years since he’s had sex. SIX. YEARS.
I already know that’s going to be one hell of a time… but guess what he says?
“Let’s hold off and get to know each other first.”
Sir… excuse me?? I want it now.
So instead, I grabbed my new vibrator and started imagining exactly what he’s going to do to me when he finally gives in. And let’s just say… I got a little carried away thinking about it.
If this is how worked up I am already, imagine what’s going to happen when we finally meet.
You should probably watch this one.
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So I’ve been cruising dating apps lately looking for a new man… and let me tell you, the options have been rough. The situations these guys are in these days are actually insane 😂 Sometimes I swear men forgot how to talk to a lady. But then… I found this one. Now before you judge me... yes he...
So I’ve been cruising dating apps lately looking for a new man… and let me tell you, the options have been rough. The situations these guys are in these days are actually insane 😂 Sometimes I swear men forgot how to talk to a lady.
But then… I found this one.
Now before you judge me... yes he just got out of prison. I know, I know, relax 😏 But he sent me a picture and I’m not even joking… it might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Like, actually unfair.
Then he tells me it’s been six years since he’s had sex. SIX. YEARS.
I already know that’s going to be one hell of a time… but guess what he says?
“Let’s hold off and get to know each other first.”
Sir… excuse me?? I want it now.
So instead, I grabbed my new vibrator and started imagining exactly what he’s going to do to me when he finally gives in. And let’s just say… I got a little carried away thinking about it.
If this is how worked up I am already, imagine what’s going to happen when we finally meet.
You should probably watch this one.
But then… I found this one.
Now before you judge me... yes he just got out of prison. I know, I know, relax 😏 But he sent me a picture and I’m not even joking… it might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Like, actually unfair.
Then he tells me it’s been six years since he’s had sex. SIX. YEARS.
I already know that’s going to be one hell of a time… but guess what he says?
“Let’s hold off and get to know each other first.”
Sir… excuse me?? I want it now.
So instead, I grabbed my new vibrator and started imagining exactly what he’s going to do to me when he finally gives in. And let’s just say… I got a little carried away thinking about it.
If this is how worked up I am already, imagine what’s going to happen when we finally meet.
You should probably watch this one.
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