It really amuses me that I have so much power over you and every time I tell you to stop jerkin it I can’t help but laugh at how pathetic you are.
It’s like the world’s funniest joke and I get to watch it happen again and again whenever I want... you’re my living breathing joke.
After I’ve drilled it in your head you’ll compulsively want to tell every girl you get to hit on that you’re a worthless gooner boy.
mmmwah, Charlotte Stokely
