The catch? You don’t buy any fruit or veg. You watch me fuck it 🖤
Let me talk you through it - literally. Join me on my kitchen floor and watch as I fuck my way through various edible dildos and tell you how good they feel and what I like about them as I’m fucking them. I’m super candid throughout (when I can talk). I might never have to buy another dildo again 🤷♀️
This Corn On The Cob might look funny but HOLY MOLY. The texture? Unreal. If we end up with a sweetcorn shortage - you know why 💦
