Goddess Burps
As I sit upon my throne, sipping on my monster, I shall release a burp so thunderous, so earth-shattering, that you'll be compelled to drop to your knees and praise my digestive system.
You'll repeat after me: 'Goddess Stephh, your burp is the most magnificent sound I've ever heard. I am unworthy of such greatness.'
smell it. hear it. you love My burps.
Today, I'm gracing you with the most majestic, guttural, and divine burp the world has ever heard. And you know what? You're going to WORSHIP it. As I sit upon my throne, sipping on my monster, I shall release a burp so thunderous, so earth-shattering, that you'll be compelled to drop to your...
As I sit upon my throne, sipping on my monster, I shall release a burp so thunderous, so earth-shattering, that you'll be compelled to drop to your knees and praise my digestive system.
You'll repeat after me: 'Goddess Stephh, your burp is the most magnificent sound I've ever heard. I am unworthy of such greatness.'
smell it. hear it. you love My burps.
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