We've been friends for years which means I've seen your fair share of girlfriends come in and out. Especially out. They never stay around long and I didnt really know why..until now that is. During a lit night of Never-Have-I-Ever, your girlfriend reveals how she has never been with a woman and that really piqued My interest that night. A threesome would never be a possibility because I have no interest in fucking you, but her? Thats a different story. Still though, I didnt take it seriously until she invited Me for a lunch and started flirting with Me.
She practically threw herself at Me and I took the bait and took her home. I gave her the best sex she's ever had and maybe if I had done that to your other girlfriends, they probably wouldve stayed longer!
It's time I come clean to you and let you know what I've been up to. How could I not be? I'm your bestfriend! Your girlfriend has been begging for this strap because of your disappointing dick! She told Me all about the problems you have with it and I'm sorry bestie, but she deserved the pounding after I heard that. Hate to break it you man, but I dont think you're getting her back.