My boyfriend broke up with me because my ass is TOO big? That's crazy... it's not that big! I seek refuge and comfort with my friend who resides in a small hole, that I wiggle through upon my arrival but after a week of comfort, massages, and stuffing my face with food while complaining about my now ex - I have a difficult time crawling out of when I overstay my welcome.
Watch as I enjoy a decadent chicken pot pie from KFC, a strawberry shortcake Little Debbie roll, and try to wiggle my thick ass out of a tight hole.