Come here, let’s measure IT up side by side with my pinky. Oops, looks like you lost again! My little finger is officially bigger and cuter than your “manhood.” I’ll wave it in your face, wiggle it, and remind you exactly where you stand on my size scale: below everything.
Just try not to cry, shrimp. Or do… it’s adorable. 🩷🤏🏽😂