I’m a sassy burglar who’s sneaking back into your house to look for more stuff to steal. After searching for a while, I feel my stomach growling. I try to act like nothing’s wrong and keep going with the heist, but the cramps are getting worse. I should’ve gone to the bathroom before the heist. I start farting—more and more frequently, and they stink to high heaven. I need to hurry up and finish the heist. But soon the cramps get even worse—I urgently need to go to the bathroom and let out a bunch of farts!
But the bathroom is locked; I try to get in, but it won't open; I can't stop farting and moaning. Just when I thought I couldn't hold it in any longer, I find the bathroom key, pull my pants down in one swift motion, and let it all out amid moans and groans. After spending a long time farting on the toilet, I start to get really hot and start to take off my clothes. My stomach hurts terribly—I can’t stop farting and moaning really loudly! After a while, when I start to feel better, I leave the bathroom and try to steal something else before the homeowner comes back, but the farts and cramps won’t stop, so I run out of the house!