Our first missions begin by emerging from the shadows, lurking and slithering, finding vulnerable humans on the nearby asteroids to infest and convert into more of the brood. Command your units, your brood babes and glosslings, to travel and infest and sissify and bimbofy everything that comes in contact with our expansion and our brood!
SISSY STAR BATTLES is a parody series in the style of older strategy games, mission screens, objectives, and legendary battles! A hundred years in the future humanity builds a supercomputer to solve all of their problems, but the computer’s solution? Sissification! After a long conflict and a lot of sissification! The humans eventually defeated the computer and machine uprising, giving birth to the four factions of SISSY STAR BATTLES.
