The Sissy Soviet Star Union is the premier defense of earth. Driving back the sex robots and cultists that wished to dominate it. Surrounded by foes on all sides, the Sissy Soviets are paranoid and obsessed with the defense of their motherland, their small cocks erected and ready for conflict wherever it may show itself!
Our campaign begins with the first three missions, driving back the dastardly attempts of the Cult and Lunar Legion to seize control of the assets that rightfully belong to our motherland, EARTH! Each set of mission including an introduction section and then the battle itself, deploy your units, use your assets for the defense of earth and the motherland!
SISSY STAR BATTLES is a parody series in the style of older strategy games, mission screens, objectives, and legendary battles! A hundred years in the future humanity builds a supercomputer to solve all of their problems, but the computer’s solution? Sissification! After a long conflict and a lot of sissification! The humans eventually defeated the computer and machine uprising, giving birth to the four factions of SISSY STAR BATTLES.