Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. I was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. Actually... I don't care, I will be that blunt. I think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. How about... You stay down and worship my feet instead? I see you glancing down at them when you think I'm not looking. It won't hurt, I'll even ignore the texts I'm getting asking where I am... We can stand to take a few minutes to play around with this.
Skipping Church Service
Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. I was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. Actually... I don't care, I will be that blunt. I think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. How about... You stay down and...
Thank god you agreed to step away from today's service with me. I was getting sooo bored, pardon me being so blunt. Actually... I don't care, I will be that blunt. I think there's a better way we can spend our time than listening to our dumb pastor ramble on and on. How about... You stay down and worship my feet instead? I see you glancing down at them when you think I'm not looking. It won't hurt, I'll even ignore the texts I'm getting asking where I am... We can stand to take a few minutes to play around with this.
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