You know why you're here. You can't help it. That compulsion to goon, to edge endlessly, to lose yourself in the loop - it has a price now. I'm introducing the **Goon Tax**. A tiered financial system that charges you for every moment you spend dumb for me.
Here's how it works: To even watch this, you owe me. That's the entry fee. But this isn't a one-time thing.
The deeper you goon, the more you owe. **Five escalating tiers.** Each one costs more. Each one makes you dumber. You're going to love it. And you're going to hate yourself for it. But you'll pay anyway.
Tier 1: Your brain starts melting. Send.
Tier 2: Deeper now. You won't stop. Pay.
Tier 3: This is where most goons break. Not you. You'll pay.
Tier 4: You've never been this deep. This dumb. This owned. Tribute.
Final Lock-In: Once you pay this, you're mine. Forever.
This is Pavlovian conditioning. This is your cock and your wallet becoming inextricably linked to my control. Every goon session costs you. Every edge adds to your debt. The dumber you get, the more you pay.
The more you pay, the dumber you stay.