i'm not even gonna stroke a dildo for you because i dont own a dildo small enough to come close to the little third testicle youre packing 😭
i'm just gonna rub my pretty little feet together while i remind you of what an absolute disappointment you are, and how much the world hates you, and how embarrassing it is that you jerk off to pretty girls humiliating you on the internet ☠️
keep stroking that morbid excuse of a penis while i tell you a story about how i once smushed a mans micropenis with my dirty outside boots as if it were a bug - i know it's gonna make your tiny pathetic weewee explode 😂
