The Peculiar Protein Shake: Bisexuality Builds Muscles

Dude, as your friend and gym coach I’m not lying when I say you’re doing a great job! You’re making lots of progress, but…you could be progressing a lot faster if you want to be beach ready by summer, to be honest. That progress lies in this protein shake I totally swear by. Hell, I take it daily too! What’s in it? Well…protein…and it’s natural…and.. Fuck it I’ll be honest. This protein shake is called SemenStregnthMax and is a mix of every top body builder's semen to make a powerful protein shake! It helps muscle mass, slims you down, and all sorts of other benefits. I’m down to my last sip but…you could always get yours straight from the source! I know you’re straight and you have concerns, but c'mon - think of the gains! Think of the girls who will fawn over your toned body! Cum is proven to help with workouts and getting it straight from the source is optimal. I’ll make a deal with you: let my boyfriend cum in your mouth so you have the protein you need, then we’ll go to the gym and work out. If you don’t feel like it helped your workout when we’re done, then I won’t mention the shake ever again. Ready? Kneel, open your mouth, and try not to gag. Think of it as bisexuality helping you build the body you want. Let my boyfriend use your mouth until he cums, give a quick swallow, and then we can hit the gym. Just think of the gains, dude!