I was sitting at my desk today and I realized I have so many cute, tiny things that remind me of you. I decided to have a little fun and compare your "size" to my favorite desk accessories. Look how small you are next to my lip balm... and oh my gosh, even my favorite eraser is giving you a run for your money!
I’m not being mean, I’m just being honest. You’re so small and cute, just like a little toy. I can't help but giggle while I show you exactly where you rank on my scale of tiny objects. Come sit still and let me show you how insignificant you look next to my pretty things.
It’s sweet, it’s funny, and it’s going to make you feel so, so small. Do you think you can handle being my favorite little desk ornament?
