Notice something different about you, babe… that shirt's getting snug, isn't it? Been eating more? Consuming more? Because I found the fast food bags in the car and cans in the recycling. Maybe it's just bloating… nope, that's soft. That's actual fat. You've got a little pot belly going, boobs forming, a muffin top spilling over your jeans, and your face— god, it's rounder now; that sharp jawline is gone. We used to be that skinny couple, and now you're turning soft and puffy and honestly? It's a little gross. I love you, but you're getting doughy, and something needs to change. 🍪
🍔 You Used to Be Hot. What Happened Fatty?
Notice something different about you, babe… that shirt's getting snug, isn't it? Been eating more? Consuming more? Because I found the fast food bags in the car and cans in the recycling. Maybe it's just bloating… nope, that's soft. That's actual fat. You've got a little pot belly going, boobs...
Notice something different about you, babe… that shirt's getting snug, isn't it? Been eating more? Consuming more? Because I found the fast food bags in the car and cans in the recycling. Maybe it's just bloating… nope, that's soft. That's actual fat. You've got a little pot belly going, boobs forming, a muffin top spilling over your jeans, and your face— god, it's rounder now; that sharp jawline is gone. We used to be that skinny couple, and now you're turning soft and puffy and honestly? It's a little gross. I love you, but you're getting doughy, and something needs to change. 🍪
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