Existence Tax

Digital
$11.65

No fees at checkout. Martina Mendes keeps 100% of their price, the best cut in the industry. How it works

May 14, 2026 • 1 in stock • Digital · 1 Week delivery

You’re only good for serving me: your existence has no meaning beyond that. So you must pay me, your queen, the tax for having to put up with your stupid presence. Don’t just sit there — give me what I deserve!

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