A Family Resentment

Hello? Where did you go? The whole family has been wondering what has been taking so long especially my step-sister! You know.. Your wife? Did you get lost on the way to the bathroom? Oh my god! What are you doing in my room?? Are you seriously masturbating?? With a picture of me?! Don't even try to gaslight me! I know your secret! That's right.. I know you are attracted to me. I've known for a while.. How do I know? I am very protective of my step-sister.. When you both were first dating you left your phone out and I know my step-sister would be too kind to snoop on your phone so- I did it for her.. And what did I find? A list.. A list of all the dates, days and times you masturbated to a certain woman or porn star.. And my name was part of that list. Multiple times. Why didn't I tell my step-sister? Well.. I couldn't bare to hurt her like that.. Also, what if she got angry with me? What if she hated me for what I told her? Wait.. what? You want me to get on my knees? Why would I do that? You are going to tell my step-sister I am accusing you of fantasizing about me? Are you serious? You are some piece of work! I don't even know how my step-sister fell in love with you in the first place!! How are you going to twist this onto me?? You will go downstairs and tell the WHOLE FAMILY?.. Please.. You can't.. Fine! I am getting on my knees!! Just don't say anything about this.. EVER. Let's make this quick. I don't want the whole family to come up here and find us after all..