But don't worry; your secret is safe with Me. I'd never tell! Why would I want to reveal your depravities? Certainly, it would do no good to provide Me with incriminating evidence and the contact information of your wife, workplace, or anyone else you want to hide from. Surely I wouldn't use such information for My own personal gain, extracting copious amounts of hush money from your desperate, begging wallet. No, no, no!
Just look at My pretty, sweet, innocent smile. Sink into My lush curves, allow yourself to be lulled by My swaying stilettos. You are SAFE here. I promise!
The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis with a wife.
