Happy Halloween. Miss FFW is sat at her desk in her spooky bride outfit and she wishes you a very happy Halloween… and very thirsty.
She has not had a single can of Coca-Cola all day, and burping is her daily ritual.
Coca-Cola is the soda that does it best.
After barely two sips the first loud ones arrive, then the unusual ones, the drawn-out ones, the spluttery stop-start ones, and the properly unladylike ones.
Three cans.
She rates them with you, wonders if two burps ever sound the same, toasts “cheers, and to good health,” and asks whether you’d take the blame if she ripped one in a quiet restaurant.
She pats and rubs her back from the bottom up to work more gas out, admits there is still more brewing, and keeps going until the ritual is done.
Chatty British solo burp clip. Desk setting. Halloween bride costume.
Multiple cans of Coca-Cola. Loud, long, spluttery and unexpected belches.