Happy Halloween from your favourite spooky bride. Miss FFW is in her Halloween bride outfit and ready to play with Q-tips up her nostrils to see how many sneezes she can pull out tonight.
Her personal best is 18 — shall we try to beat it together?
She tickles, counts the sneezes as they come, swaps Q-tips when one isn’t enough, and talks you through every building tickle.
When her nose gets properly snotty she blows it (loudly), shows off the soaked tissues, tries to blow snot bubbles, tastes how salty it is tonight, and even asks if her lips look good covered in her own snot.
She admits defeat at 6 sneezes, so indulges in some spit play instead.
There’s spit play, a dripping wet tissue that falls apart in her hands, leftover snot after blowing, and a bit of phlegm at the end.
Lots of talking, laughing, close-up nostril tickling, real sneezes, messy tissues and that “I still feel it in there” aftercare.
Filmed as a solo Halloween special.
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