But I have good news! You have a different sexually useful implement at your disposal: your credit card! Financial sex is absolutely achievable for the likes of you.
My bank account is wet and ready for you to slide some thick, meaty sends into. Pull up My payment methods and succumb to My commands, My delicious curves beckoning you deeper.
Mmm, wallet sex feels even better than the real thing...promise!
The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.
