I don’t care if you can afford it.
I don’t care if your account’s empty.
I don’t care if your wife finds out.
I don’t care if you lose everything.
You’re here to pay.
To suffer.
To be destroyed — by Me.
This is not safe, sweet, ethical findom.
This is real.
I want the savings account.
I want your emergency fund, your rent, your sanity.
I want every last penny.
Because the only thing that gets Me off more than your cash…
Is watching you fall apart while sending it.
Don’t beg. Don’t whine.
Just pay.
And thank Me for ruining your life.
