Listen up, shrimp dick. As much as it upsets me to point out the obvious, we both know that evolution did you dirty. I'm not here to coddle you or stroke your ego. That's not my job. And it's certainly not my pleasure. I am a truth teller, not a cheerleader. Get that straight. Some guys need affirmation. Not you, loser! You need reality.
And the reality is that you've spent your whole life running away from the one thing that will actually set you free. Your own inadequacy.
That's exactly why you're going to buy this clip. You need to listen to my voice whilst locked up like a desperate puppy waiting for a treat. That's because your kind thrives on degradation. And by your kind, I mean men with tiny, hopeless dicks.
So sit down and shut the fuck up while I can reveal the depths of your sexual insignificance.
And remember: It only hurts because it's true!