You Signed Your Orgasms Away

Now that you've finished signing, let me just say that it’s been a pleasure doing business with you...although I wasn’t expecting you to sign everything away so eagerly. Yes I’m an estate agent, but this document wasn’t a contract for a new house - it was a contract that signs your orgasms over to me! You really should pay more attention to what you’re signing. Since you clearly failed to do so, let me outline what this contract will entail. When you want to orgasm, you will message me for permission. When you want to play, you will message me for permission. In summary, besides for hygiene purposes, any touching at all will now require my permission. If I’m not available then you simply aren’t allowed and you’ll need to learn to hold it. After all, if you message me at 3am or while I'm on holiday wanting to cum, it’s highly unlikely you’ll get a response. If you can’t go that long without pleasuring yourself, then I believe you'll just need to learn some self control. All of this is clearly outlined in the contract and there’s no going back. That being established...signing your orgasms away doesn’t solely mean denial. There will be days where I message you, granting you 30 minutes to cum. And sometimes there will be days where it will amuse me to allow you to cum 10 minutes after you’ve already orgasmed, over and over again! You’d better hope you don’t find a partner. After all, imagine how inconvenient a one night stand would be. Taking a sexy woman home from the bar, only to risk me denying you permission would be disappointing, and potentially embarrassing, to say the least. Yes, staying single would be for the best…although I’m not opposed to selling this contract in the future. This is your life now: a daily, constant reminder to learn to read contracts before you sign them and there’s no turning back.