I tease you for eating more, your softer features, and how you get tired easier now — all while gaslighting you that nothing’s really changed. “You’re still my skinny boy… right?”
A mix of playful disappointment and secret excitement as I lovingly mock how much pudgier you’ve become. Lots of giggles, “aww”s, and affectionate fat-shaming focused on your moobs and tummy.
5 minutes of direct-to-camera teasing. No other people, no props, no costumes — just me having fun pointing out every new soft inch on my favorite skinny-turned-pudgy hubby.
