I've been called in to help recover some expensive vintage jewelry from a haunted house. I initially laugh it off, not believing in ghosts. But once I arrive, my mind quickly changes. As I'm searching around the house for the jewelry, a haunted being takes over my body and makes me give myself big atomic wedgies. I beg for the ghost to stop humiliating me by making me smell my own ass on my face, but the ghost is relentless. At last I stumble upon the jewelry when all of a sudden I find myself stuck in a permanent atomic wedgie! I gather the goods and make my way to the front door, all while mocking the ghost for being unable to stop me.
Haunted Atomic Wedgies
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