Here I am minding my own business reading my book on a lovely morning when you barge in and greet me with 'tHe InTeRnEt Isn't WoRkInG mAaAaA!' how pleasant! I bet you haven't even rang tech support or even restarted the router. Try that and let me know how it goes.
It really is making you angry isn't it, it's still not fixed. Maybe you should spend some bonding time outside with me. We get to the root of your anger and it turns out it's you porn addiction. I understand at your age how horny you are and you need to respond to those urges, I was young once too you know haha!
I hate seeing you like this, I can't stand seeing you angry and upset. Maybe... maybe I could be your porn? Just look at me in my bra and see if that does it for you, I'll even pretend I don't know you're there if you want? It's not enough? You want more?
Okay just my big boobs then, lets see if that helps. It still isn't doing it for you and I'm not gonna lie I am getting a little turned on by this now, maybe we should head to the bedroom...