It's always seemed strange that they're seen as "ugly," and I know you agree with Me. My soft, fuzzy Uggs, in fact, make your cock rock hard. How pathetic, jerking off to My dirty, salt-crusted Uggs? Dreaming of sniffing them, licking them, fucking them? What a freak.
My Uggs live in your head rent-free, walking across your consciousness as you pump towards release you'll never deserve. Loser!
The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.
